Several TV shows popped up based on the Zombies. Zombie Dance Party only lasted a few episodes. It was my favorite Zombie show by far. The undead would line dance to Bluegrass music and Black Sabbath tunes. Truly a classic show with appeal to a wide variety of people. MTV made a spin off network called ZTV. The programming was mostly reruns of a Zombie reality show, “My Zombie Big Brother.” It was a bunch of people bitching about the Zombies in the house leaving the bathroom dirty or stinking or not doing their share of the cleaning. It was really stupid and didn’t even have an older sibling in the show at all.
Fans of the TV show Sons of Anarchy really were motivated to setup Zombie Motorcycle Riders. They had the idea of some truly bad ass undead bikers. Sure there were Zombie Bikers running around, well sashaying around in a really bad ass way, but riding a motorcycle. I just do not get what some people are thinking. Maybe the Zombie virus was more wide spread than people through, but instead of a full blown infection it just made people dumb asses. Or they simply could have always been that way.
Zombies do not like Clutches and the Friction Zone is nonexistent. There were some awesomely funny YouTube videos with Zombies trying to ride motorcycles like they did when they were living. Wheelies were common. A big Harley Davidson chopper and a Zombie revving the engine look and great till the Zombie lets go of the clutch. Black smoke and the sound of burning rubber with the front wheel climbing steadily higher and higher toward heaven as the bike goes zooming off into the distance. Beautiful until the final and inevitable pull of gravity as the front goes too high and returns to the earth behind and on top of the rider. The results were a black and red lither of leather and Zombie flesh skidding to a stop as 800 pounds of bike press the undead rider down into the pavement. Only a very few could do better and even then it was on Vespa Scooters. A fully leathered up Zombie on a pink Vespa scooter is an awesome sight to behold, but the SOA fans did not think so and gave up on the idea.
Many TV ads used the Zombies as highlights and attention getters. One promotion was the Punch a Zombie night at the Sizzler. Everyone could have guessed that it was going to turn ugly, but no one could have guessed that it was going to be ugly for the rednecks trying to punch the Zombie. Not that the idea of punching a poor Zombie was not ugly enough but apparently the Zombie used to be a professional UFC fighter and instinct kicked in. After taking a few punches he punched back in perfect form. A circle of drunken rednecks had no chance at all. Not only did he beat the crap out of them, he then dropped his boxers and hiked up a leg. It turned out to be “Get Urinated on by a Zombie night at the Sizzler.”
Bob Zombie’s Legal Services was very popular. “Do you have a Zombie spouse? Are they hanging around and creeping out the kids, I can help. Call Bob Zombie. I am the Zombie that is on your side. (Bob is not really a Zombie was printed at the bottom of the screen) Need the old lady to leave you alone so you can get on with your life. It is okay, I have a team of expert Zombie wranglers to take care of the problems. We get the necessary legal paperwork for a Zombie restraining order, remove the Zombie using our patented humane undead methods, and even help out with our professional consolers. We cover all aspects of the undead removal to get your life back on track.”
Undead walking services: You can get a Zombie to walk your dog, or get the living to walk your undead. “You need a healthy and fit undead Zombie! Don’t they deserve it?”
